— Weinberg’s Second Law (via knightoftryse)
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."
"I feel like a GTA hooker, fucked, beaten and then killed, after that the game is restarted so they can do it all over again *raucous laughter*"
— guy in my CS department complaining about coursework deadlines (via travelling-under-r)
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
— Clarke’s Third Law (via odymex)