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"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."

Weinberg’s Second Law (via knightoftryse)

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ataven-halen:

Every time somebody looked like their dick was being sucked in 2.06 Futamono.

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absmithrd:

How do you stop your dog from being fat?

Feed it less

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doublepluslovely:

Tangentially topical: never fall victim to a proof by laziness.

doublepluslovely:

Tangentially topical: never fall victim to a proof by laziness.

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(Source: goldeagle3492)

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seiferxj9:

All Hail Helix! The Helix has Spoken!
http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon

seiferxj9:

All Hail Helix! The Helix has Spoken!

http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon

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"I feel like a GTA hooker, fucked, beaten and then killed, after that the game is restarted so they can do it all over again *raucous laughter*"

— guy in my CS department complaining about coursework deadlines (via travelling-under-r)

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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

— Clarke’s Third Law (via odymex)